I'm Sore at You!

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27 July 2010

I'm sore at myself for being so emotional and getting easily upset by the actions of selfish, uncaring people

I'm sore at you: 'Ooh, I live on a boat, aren't I, like, totally out there?' NOB.

I'm sore at you. Hy posh boy “rebel”cyclist- all in red with his wife /mother / bit, (goin' so fast I couldn't tell, but also in red) - rules don't apply to you.. believing you are too righteous to stop at the red lights on at the bottom of Ashly hill (Friday 23rd July 1.30ish) Nearly ran over my two year old .. then swore at me as if it was my fault . Please do get in touch , give me your number so we can meet up and discuss your future ! ;)

I'm sore at you litterbugs of Bristol. Stop ruining our beautiful city and costing us loads of money, pocket it, bin it, sell it on ebay, whatever, just don't drop it! It ain't rocket science....

I'm sore at you NM. Together for 18mnths, living together 1 year, then you got together with another girl 4 days after we split and she put the photos on facebook. Inconsiderate f*ck. Hurt is not the word.

I'm sore at you private rental market. All I want is to be able to afford to live on my own. I'm 30 years old and have a well paid job but it's just too bloody expensive. It's not fair.

I'm sore at you for leaving ABW for a new job at Corsham and not saying goodbye. Have you no idea how much I miss you?...I guess it's too late now :(

Im sore at your Fake Orgasm Queen of St Lukes Crescent (Totterdown) we can all hear you, 4am Sunday Morning being your last "performance" you make me gag. No man in his right mind believes you are really enjoying yourself that much, not even the dim bit of c*ck you are currently jockeying into a dehydrated coma. And yes, I get plenty thanks just not loud enough to dislodge the nests from the trees like you.

I'm sore at you with your power tool bench out in the sunshine, car alarms and road drills and engines revving. Hush a little.

I'm sore at you AB, for being such a self centred, money grabbing, pigheaded, bigoted, bitch. I'm sore at you for the way you interrupt other people's conversations. I'm sore at you for judging people by their wealth, and starting conversations about people with the words "They're loaded, they earn such-and-such", or "They have such-and-such". I'm sore at you for always knowing someone who has been in whatever situation is being talked about ("Oh my Nan/Brother/Friend did/has that"). I'm even sore at your silly little green Mini, and your new house because you didn't have to work for them. We don't all have money given to us.

I'm sore at you for making me change my hair colour. The colour of my hair does not determine how hard I work or how well I do my job. You are just a bitter old man who deep down wishes you could one day be as cool, unique and awesome as me!

I'm sore at you. You deserve to be taken to court, you don't deserve the angel you have been blessed with . . . Given the opportunity I would'nt put it past you to trade her in for a bottle of grog

I'm sore at people who pretend to be clever when they're not. And I'm sore at people who can't spell. And I'm sore at whoever wrote the first I'm Sore at You in last week's issue. 'Whom'? 'B&B's'? Go back to school

I'm sore at you for being an inconsiderate, thoughtless little boy. If you actually wanted this to go somewhere you would have had to try a lot harder and fight for it. People don't just hang around and wait, you know. I chose to spend my time with you because I liked you, not because I had to. It could have been something wicked, but you fucked it up by being too cocky. Goodbye loser

20 July 2010

I'm sore at the people whom pretend to be something they're not! for example people who live in B&B's or social housing such as housing association or local authority and live off of benifits legit and non legit but think they are above other people in similar situations, because they live in "clifton"! Take a look in the mirror! no matter how often you go to the local bar/school and try to guffaw with what you think are top nobs you will always be on benefits living in social housing because you are either to lazy to work an addict or both. The real top nobs have houses in the country or own half the street and would'nt dream of letting their offspring mix with the like's of your's

I am sore not at you, but from you. Please look in the mirror at whom needs to change, the sad lonely old man might already describe you. Don't hit others because you can. Abusiveness in language and physically attack is an unattractive quality. Forget it all, everything and take a long hard look in your mirror.

I'm sore at you fair-weather friend. You used me when you needed me and then betrayed me when you didn't. You knew the situaton and you went ahead and sided with him. Farewell, for the tenth time. Got any more 'bored' games?

I'm sore at you because I had a mohawk for a while and it seems you are judging a book by it's cover. Oh well soon it will be the 22nd century, maybe by then! Also the insult of "NOB" what can I Say, Just brilliant. love MPB x

I'm sore at you for having unresolved issues and being a angry,judgemental and bitter person. Its a shame and sad as we had good times but there weren't enough of them in the end and I deserve more.

I'm sore at you, you doughnut, when will you take control and say no? you wont because you love that girl xx

I'm sore at you cyclists in Clifton. Yes, thats a generalisation - I know. So, I'm waiting in my car at the junction opposite Pizza Provencale one evening, looking both ways and waiting patiently for a gap to get out. I look in my mirrors and see a cyclist. Look in mirrors again, still see a cyclist behind me. I'm literally about to pull out turning right (and yes, I had my indicator light on) and the cyclist has appeared by my driver-side door, moving out into the road and also turning right, cutting across me. So, to be specific, I'm sore at him.

I'm sore at you subhuman thieving scum. Stealing artwork is low. Return my skateboards to the Golden Lion now. Your on cctv and the police have been informed.

I'm sore at you vacuous blonde lunching with a long haired man called ‘Ian’ at Carluccios in Cabot Circus on Friday 16 July 2010. I initially thought you were speaking loudly because you had a hearing impediment. It soon dawned on me that you are the type of nauseating, pampered and over-indulged airhead normally found in Clifton. I think I can confidently say nobody had any interest in knowing you spent £30 on having your hair plaited like Sienna Miller, but it just about summed you up.

13 July 2010

I'm sore at the drunken, thoughtless idiots who smash glass bottles all over the cycle paths and pavements. I just spent 30 minutes of my evening sweeping up the glass on Coronation Road just so I could cycle to work without getting a puncture. Not to mention the danger to children and dogs. Intoxicated people's foolish actions could have serious consequences. Please grow up.

I'm sore at you. You asked my friend why he's fat, we were on picton street, you made him feel awful. but you didn't know that i'm in love with him. i hope you find someone who can love you even though you're mean.

I'm sore at you for making everyone else feel belittled on our course, you're not the messiah you're a very bitchy girl and i wish you'd have the confidence in your own work and in yourself to be able to be lovely to people because i'm sure being a two faced arrogant bitch is very draining. your work ticks all the boxes, well done, but for those who probably aren't as self indulged as you are - just give them a bit of respect.

I'm sore at you, Flax Bourton. You're just so hard to love...

I'm sore at you... actually I'm not sore I really feel sorry for you because if you don't change you'll end up a sad & lonely woman. Moodiness & game-playing aren't attractive qualities and its taken me a while but now I see you're just not a very nice person. I have never been more wrong about anyone in my life.

I'm sore at you for pretending to be a woman when replying to my ad. actually, im bi and wouldnt have minded. You are a sick f**k though

I'm sore at you Coalition Government. I don't want to be unemployed. I want to carry on serving the public in my low-paid-but-important-role-at-that-organisation-you-no-longer-want. F**kers.

6 July 2010

I'm sore at you shouty man next door..who has a screaming sweary rant at all hours...i can't shout back or i'm as bad as you! Shut your windows!

I'm sore at you self important egos I work with. Try being a rung or ten, further down the lifeladder.Your not any higher up really!

I'm sore at you for the constant arguments and disregard. I'm sore at me for being angry all the time. Where did it all go wrong? I feel sick inside.

I'm sore at you blokes in a van that burgled my house and stole my safe. F'kin low life tossers. You can stick your thermic lance where the sun dont shine. I hate you.

Im sore at you for finding my Siamese cat in Redcliffe on Sunday 27th June and not reporting it to anyone. Im missing him.

I'm sore at you J. You don't love me like you used to. Don't abbreviate me, I'm not the one who's changed

I'm sore at myself for really putting the nail in the coffin. Listen though, stringing me on for so long in a quite kind of deceit hurt more than sulphuric acid in the eyes. Emotional hurt spirals into the centre of ones existence and you have to realise that part of you played in this drama. If I can be certain of one piece of advice for your future life with anyone is this: 'Let your yes mean yes and let your no be no, do not sit somewhere in the middle and swing like a pendulum between the two for too long or for convenience. No doubt many have been here before and many will go down this road. Be true to yourself and true to people you are with. As we are fragile like china and in the wrong hands we break. Be Safe and God-bless.

29 June 2010

I'm sore at you 'Ooh, I've got a mohawk, aren't I, like, totally out there?' NOB.

I'm sore at you Students at no. 21 who keep filling their neighbours bins with their rubbish. You have been rumbled you little s**ts, and we have video evidence. Enjoy your criminal record. have heard its a must-have in the field of Civil Engineering.

I'm sore at you K. Your egocentric posts on facebook and relentless self promotion is enough to make anyone vomit. Just so you know: it's not attractive you conceited, egocentric, narcissistic, self-absorbed, smug tosser. Jog on.

I'm sore at you for taking advantage of me when I was at my most vunerable, I'm sore at myself for letting you. When will I learn from my mistakes?

I'm sore at you yeah, that would be what you'd say...clues are sailing and gloucester...am a bit better now(had been ill, ill, ill) happy birthday on 27th, wish you were more like a teddy bear....see ya handsome!!

I'm sore at you LR you are a lying dog and your 2 sons are nasty vicious lying thugs, they beat someone up and then you lie on there behalf! what are you teaching them? I sincerely hope that karma does not pay you back for this because if it does it could be you dangling off the end of there feet! Good luck my love because from what i see you are going to need it!

22 June 2010

I'm sore at you Jon. You controlled my life for 2 years. Why can't you let me go now?

I'm sore at you electronic components and spare parts for a variety of products. ISO certified manufacturing unit

I'm sore at you Sam - sleeping all day, dropping hair all over the place and never helping around the house. You were even too lazy to let me back in on Monday when I locked myself out.

I'm sore at you whos sore at sammy.whilst your waiting for my man hold your breath and do us both a favour! I take it you dont want an invitation to the wedding? Many thanx

I'm sore at life today, it's not going my way. I'm so fed up that I'm even reading the 'im sore a you' bit on the venue website and contributing to it to boot! BTW who is the person that keeps commenting on other people's posts with rude, preachy statements? "People should look at their own shortfalls etc...before you read me... see me quote vogue 1992" or whatever it was. You can f**k off an all - Martyrdom does not suit you!)

I'm sore at you Nicola for texting and flirting with someone you should'nt have! You ruined a good friendship and I will never forgive you. With friends like you who needs enemies !

I'm sore at you - On reflection, I AM a bit sore at you, basically for being a bit of a div. Why publically put yourself out there as looking for something when you're obviously not. There's a name for people like you: head fuck.

I'm sore at you flippin' O. You don't ring, text, write, send me flowers...I want another date and the ball is languishing in your court, so liven up MR!!!

I'm sore at youRe:puppies it's lucky they don't post your address on here matey or i'd come round and take your dogs off of you! people like you make me sick! the rspca should be allowed to round people like you up and stick you in a pound.

15 June 2010

I'm sore at you Re fitty skater man. I don't know who you are but you sound very bitter! I'm 23 and still live with my parents, how can I have made anyone homeless!? And snowball's? Your just weird! Leave me to my fun weirdo!

I'm sore at you Sandy - for pretending you were a girl and replying to my ad in the M seeks W section. Lots of us are sore at you - next time you take the p_ss, remember to not copy the email address of the other poor sods and include it in emails to other people. Sad Sad

I'm sore at you..re "Puppies...you’re worth £300 a pop and I need that f**king cash". People like you shouldnt be allowed to have pets of any description. I hope they s**t on your floor, chew your furniture to bits and the DSS find out about your 'windfall'. Chav.

I'm sore at you Jules. Maybe one day you'll realise how much your friends cared.

I'm sore at you P.N. for expecting me to sit and watch you marry someone who isnt me!

I'm sore at you. Why can't you just contact me it's been 5 years! Can't we just be friends? I've said sorry!!

I'm sore at you for thinking we can just be friends now and it will all be fine. For not understanding how hard it is for me to see you everyday. Why are you so utterly stubborn?

8 June 2010

I'm sore at you. Had enough of putting adverts in men looking for women dating section,and getting replies from piss takers.It is not clever or funny,in fact just get a life and stop being so stupid.Will not be putting another ad on here

I'm sore at you. I saw you staring into the mirror for hours every day... if only it were for the right reason. Your sly-ness does not go unnoticed. If only you were man enough to say what's really on your mind. I hope life with your wench goes as well as expected. Good riddance you pathetic scum-bag vainboy** **hotmale.not

I'm sore at you for finding my white iPhone 3GS at the 'Bird in Hand' pub on Sunday 23th May. Yeah, you asked around to see if it did belong to anybody and claimed to people you would hand it in to bar staff but you didn't did you? Why not? Did you change your mind in that short space of time? Thought you could make some money did you? Well you won't cos my sim is blocked and my phone is on lockdown and of no use ha ha ha! Well, I hope you get distracted playing with it and get rundown or mugged on your way home, hope someone breaks into your house and cleans you out propper! Hope someone steals your car, your identity, destroys your credit and puts you house up for sale on ebay .. but that would still be too good for you, you pathetic excuse for a human being!

I'm sore at you silly little girl in your blue car trying to hit me off my bike on Gloucester Rd. Thanks for taking the time to slow down and "give me evils" from your chav-mobile, it gave me enough time to memorise your number plate to report you to the police... Woo haa!

I'm sore at the cat that got the blackbird nest in my back garden full of chicks. This is it. I declare war. The next cat I see in my garden is going to introduced to my friend Mr Half a brick.

I'm sore at the guys/ girls doing the face to face fundraising on the city centre. Please leave me alone or at least don't make comments when I walk past. I'm shy and don't know what to do when you jump around and follow me in front of so many people.

I'm sore at you for telling me you loved me, then inviting your wife down for the weekend without even warning me first.

I'm sore at myself. After chatting and having drinks bought by a pretty nice guy on saturday night, I did what seems to becoming more of a regular occurance and go home with my ex. I moan that I don't talk to enough nice single guys and then do this. And what's more, I left my friend just hanging there whilst I chatted drunken rubbish. I apologise to both of you. I guess as always, I'll blame the drink.

I'm sore at you for ending it now. Why can't you believe too? I miss your heartbeat. You know I'll wait.

I'm sore at you because you're too busy talking and thinking about yourself the whole time instead of helping with cleaning and sorting bills. You never even thank me for doing it all either.

I'm sore at you for not believing that I knit. Come to World Wide KiP June 12 & purls will be yours...

I'm sore at you living out our dreams with someone else. I never asked anything from you and you'll never know the sacrifices I made. I love/hate you.

I'm sore at you, some of the car and van drivers of Bristol, for using hand-held mobile phones while driving along. This includes: - flustered slattern nosing onto the Gloucester Road in a tatty but otherwise nondescript family car on Thursday evening, with a phone clamped in her fat sweaty left mit - young buck in a souped up Japanese hatchback texting on a phone on his lap while following too close down Ashley Hill, taking his eyes off the road to look at his phone, on Friday - super-confident bearded taxi driver in a blue TX4 on Thursday: you were actually driving better than most people ever do, but you still should not be on a hand-held phone like that.

I'm sore at you MS, what business is it of yours anyway? Before you start chattin shit about me find out all of the facts! Get a life and get on with it and surprise us all by actualy trying to make it work.

I'm sore at you dog walkers who think it is acceptable to let your dogs shit outside my house. If I catch you I will post it through your letterbox. I have kids who can step in that. Selfish, selfish, selfish. Clean it up!

I'm sore at you Sammy, you sad pathetic little girl. Banning your boyfriend from contacting people is not the basis for a healthy relationship, love. No doubt it will all fall apart soon and I'll be hearing from him then, so more fool you. Ha.

I'm sore at NG for being a spineless twerp. How unattractive you have become. I wouldn't want to speak to you now anyway, so rest assured. Pussy whipped much?

I'm less sore, and more full of pity for you sad old man. Crappy Birthday. Well done for ruining a friendship with someone who actually cared about you. Best of luck with P 'bunny boiler' W. Loser.

I'm sore at me for being taken in by you for so long but glad to know I am not the only one. I can see your true colours now and will find someone that can appreciate what they have. No wonder you can't sleep most nights, try growing a conscience otherwise you are going to end up a sad lonely old man!

I'm sore at you Rooney, Walcott, Lampard, Ferdinand, Terry and the rest of you. Despite all the praise and pampering, you were pathetic against Japan. You do not deserve the amazing support we gave you. You certainly do not deserve your millions. Don’t play like that in South Africa. Please. Pretty please. It would break my heart

I'm sore at you pavlovian morons queuing up at the Apple store to buy your new toy iPads. Tell me – what can it do that a laptop can’t? Oh yeah, it can make it likely you’ll be mugged if you’re stupid enough to wander around actually trying to use it outdoors. Why don’t you all grow up and stop believing the hype.

I'm sore at you Seb the boy racer. Trying to cut me up, eh? When we had the race sewn up. You stupid impetuous Teutonic twat. Still, you came off worse – hah! MW

I'm sore at you FDR. If you persist in this harebrained scheme to open up a southern French front in lieu of pushing up through Italy, we're in grave danger of arriving in Vienna only to find UJ's team already in situ. WSC.

I'm sore at you Noel Edmonds. You know why.

I'm sore at you lazy pillocks who still, even in this day and age, can’t be bothered to recycle. I’m sick of my taxes subsidising your lazy landfill-filling stupidity. Bring on the pay as you throw tax!

I’m sore at you shop next door for thrashing your shutters up and down at all hours of the night. Go to bed like the rest of the sane world.

I’m sore at you little puppies for clinging so obstinately to the wall of your mother’s womb. You’re worth £300 a pop and I need that f**king cash

25 May 2010

I'm sore at you for walking out of your son's life when he was 5 years old, never a card or a call, hardly a penny to feed him, thats ok you miss out on what a beautiful caring young man he has become - no thanks to you! Your Loss!

I'm sore at you re: "...when i saw something on this page a while ago i questioned if she was right about you.." I know how manipulative he is and so there are no hard feelings. No doubt he told you I was mad as well as jealous. He said the same to me about his ex when we got together. Feel free to email now you have seen the light and we can revel in what a f*ckwit he is. Girls have to stick together against men like him

I'm sore at you, radio-controlled goat, for spying on me and reporting my movements and thoughts back to you-know-whom. They have taken your free spirit, as they are trying to take mine. It's enough to make a man (or a goat) weep.

I'm sore at the lowlife scum who stole my bike lights with the fittings from my bike. Not only was it treacherous for me to get home i now have to fork out for new lights. I hope you rot in hell you pathetic loser.

I'm sore at you JFM, fair enough your music poilcy is not bad (if not a little male-artist dominant) but oh lord, your presenters are just terrible- middle aged men stumbling over scripted whaffle and those cringworthyly embarrassing one line 'jokes' inbetween songs. They are neither cool or irreverent - just stop!!we want your music, not your egos!!...... and don't even get me started on JP on Star - carcrash!

I'm sore at you Mr C lies, lies, lies and with Mrs X your ugly song thrush. Why are you so stupid.

I'm sore at you my heart is breaking, you forget to take mothers day off, you forget to take my birthday off, making me miss my first ever uni lecture, not once have you apologised,I am so sick of being married to a stoner who only thinks about himself.

I'm sore at you, the love of my life who after 2 and a half years, a house and a future planned together you decided you were "not ready for a relationship"

18 May 2010

I'm sore at you and sore at me. when i saw something on this page a while ago i questioned if she was right about you but you told me she was jealous. turns out she was telling the truth, why are all men the same. Funny thing is you don't know that i know so your continuing the lie. your such a fool, i hate you

I’m sore at you - I read the Venue mag from the 4th-11th April and discovered your words for me…In response, however, I wish you and your leading man well in your life together;...eh sorry who the f**k are you?!I'm sore at someone else, not you, stop hogging my projected hate, I want it to reach the right person!

I'm sore at you sexist garage worker trying to shaft me cos I don't have a penis. Up yours. (Not that there's any chance you'll read this as you can barely walk and talk at the same time). Twat

I'm sore at you housemate, I am not your mum, man up and stop talking about everything your going to do actually do it, your a grown up act like one.

I'm sore at everyone - why don't I have any friends? I'm quite interesting, caring, fun, surely it wouldn't hurt someone to sit in the pub with me for a couple of hours - I'll even buy the drinks FFS!

I'm sore at you karmic gibber, but do you have to 'get religion' to say it's a natural system and illustrate missing the point too? 'Projection', pop-psychology and self-help books: Exactly you, and more of the same, please no. So get your claws out of me, eh? There is truth, it's not here, and it's not my myth, it's yours.

I'm sore at you selfish neighbours in the flats opposite. I was woken up 5 times last night, thanks to you... I'm sick of you smoking and shouting on your balcony till 2am every night without fail. Thanks also to the couple having a loud domestic (including throwing stuff) at 5am on Sunday morning. That really made my day... Oh, and your tiny kitten is not safe 4 storeys up on the balcony wall, btw!!! Selfish, selfish, selfish!!!

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