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----- 29 April 2008-----

Marketing Research Module; why haven't we had our grades back yet. Its worse than waiting for my STD test results.

I'm sore at myself for thinking that I'm not good enough for my boyfriend and fixating on other women that he might prefer. It's silly. And boring.

I'm sore at myself. Why do I always think I can rescue messed up men then get stressed out by them when they start being destructive. Am I compelled or does it happen by accident? Need to learn some selfishness!

I'm sore at you stupid lady with a kid on the 16:45 from Paddington who ten minutes into the journey came and reclaimed her reserved seat which I happened to be sitting in with "Are you sitting in my seat?" in the most patronising tone - if you wanted the seat you should've just said, that's my seat and I'd've gone fair enough. I was hot & tired and had to stand after that you smug over skiied princess.

I'm sore at you builders on Bath Buildings. Having redevelopment happening outside my window is annoying enough without you being rude and treating the people who live in our area as an inconvience. Do you want to pay for the scrtaches on my car which were obtained trying to park it around you? Next time you decide to stand in the middle of the road and look at me like dirt maybe I wont stop.

I'm sore at "neighbours" who don't understand the concept - why buy an enormous van and park it on the pavement every single day outside your house with overflowing greenery so that everyone has to walk into the narrow road blindly every day? I have no understanding of such ignorance. Why do you need such massive vehicles - one of them is covered in statements of grooviness like festivals you have attended and bumper stickers attesting to your hippiness. Surely your behaviour in driving such a bilious looking monster and parking it in such a tw*ttish way undermines your very existence. Morons!!!!

re"im sore at you TO for turning up outside the bike shop" i can sympathise with you on this the poison dwarf does this to me to yet always seems to give a reasonable excuse for it

I'm Sore at You, R.C, for copying EVERYTHING I DO/WEAR/SAY/THINK/READ/LISTEN TO. Show some originality for crying out loud! Because I certainly don't take copying as flattery...

We are sore at those people (particulaly one person) who inflicted terrible B.O. on the dancefloor crowd at Motion on Friday. You stank so much that we had to go and stand at the back. It really was rank and you really are inconsiderate. Have a wash.

I'm sore at you and what happened that night & how you told all of our friends. The awkardness everytime we are in the same room and I've got to hear about your latest conquests makes me wish I'd never met you.

im sore at you stupid sunday trading laws, i realy wanted to have salmon in white wine and cream sauce for supper on sunday but because i could not get wine after 10:30 i had to make do with grilled salmon. hmmffff and i wanted to get drunk

I'm sore at you Clifton Village for losing your vitality and your soul and becoming home to jumped up shop owners, recruitment consultants and accountants - yawn

----- 22 April 2008-----

I'm sore at you... last night you were really huggy and this morning you couldn't even look me in the eye... I cooked you breakfast (not that you deserved it) and you moaned due to insufficient condiments! Where do I stand, I want to know NOW!!!

I'm sore at me for being weak and letting you come to my house again. I know you use me but I don't know how to stop wanting your body.

im sore at all you narrow minded nasty people that left nasty comments abbout h h on this is bristol website (story family left with nothing)she has recently been divorced and had no choice but to claim benefit when her husband left and now she has lost her home and all her possesions, and yes it is upto social services to make sure the welfare of the children are ok in these circumstances lets hope it never happens to you cause klarma will be a bastard im sure

I'm Sore At my favourite pair of Etnies for FINALLY dying on me....what am I going to put my feet in now?

I'm sore at the oversized cat that, after my partner spend a day clearing the garden, insists on dropping its over sized stinky dumps onto my freshley ploughed soil. Bitch.

I'm sore at you whoever stole my Boyfriends new bike from our house in Clifton. Be warned we are going to find you!

I'm still sore at the shit for brains council for realising they can make more money selling the land for the bristol music arena to developers than satisfying the much needed venue for all the music lovers in the south west..what a bunch of cock-munching greedy fuckwitts

I'm sore at you bristol council...do something about the traffic in this city. Agitated Cyclist/Pedestrian/Driver....take note firstbus your services suck

Im sore at you cocaine, for turning one of best mates into an impotent paranoid muppet. Stop feeding the badger man!!!

im sore at you NM. do you think im some kind of idiot or what? i dont give a shit if your only with your partner for the sake of kids or weather your gonna split up im not interested we had a 1 night stand thats all i dont want anything else from you. stop calling me im not interested and im certainly not an unpaid prostitute so stop trying to treat me like i am f off

I'm sore, sometimes, in a good way, when you leave my flat to go back up the road.

i'm sore at u T.O. for turning up outside my bike shop the other day (yes i did see you) you know i work here now bog off and leave me alone. i have a beautifull 27 yr old gf, with our first baby on the way and life is the perfect,i am not interested in whatever self inflicted dramas are going on in your poisonous little life.

----- 15 April 2008-----

I'm sore with A H S trailing around the city as if he owns it. If I had my way I would blow Eton up and get a monster to shit all over it. By the way Adam - why do you have Piles?!

im sore at all you braindead women, who believe the line "im only with her for the sake of the kids" we only say it in the hope that you will carry on sleeping with us, why complain about it! you are in the wrong to be having an affair with somebody already in a relationship anyway, you gold digging home wreckers

I'm Sore At You E C; saying "guess who it is" in a sarky snidey tone to my ex when I ring my daughter up to wish her a happy birthday...what else am I going to do on her birthday you silly cow? That's why he's my EX...you're bloody welcome to him you prat...ffsake.

i am realy sore at myself for not finding the time to speak to the person who replied to my add grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I am realy fuckin undescribably sore at you, you selfish fucking bitch, you completly ruined my day! well remember, what goes around comes around. FOOL

I'm sore at you for having the bright idea of ripping the door off the small cabinet we left outside our flat. We left it there for someone who might want it to help themselves to. Now a perfectly serviceable piece of furniture, that could have been put to good use somewhere, is useless and we will have to take it to the tip. Genius. Considereing the dying art of common sense and the modern idea of recycling, where exactly do you fit in? Get a lobotomy, fuckwit.

I am sore at the people that built a cycle track on a perfectly good railway route between Bristol and Bath. If it was still there then commuter traffic would plummet and pollution would be reduced for all of us.

I'm sore and totally bewildered at you Bristol City council for even contemplating turning the Bristol-Bath cycle path into a bus route. In what world did you think that would be acceptable? Listen to the people of Bristol, Bath and all the places in between. We do not want it and we do not need it. Leave a little bit of beauty for the next generation......

----- 8 April 2008-----

I'm sore at you stupid bint in the Porto Lounge. How dare you look at my missus and her friend as if they're pieces of dirt on your shoe. You've never even met them!!! and anyways, you're no oil painting yourself love!! At least the chap you were with didn't approve, as god knows I didn't!

I'm sore at you Linden homes development on Bath Buildings / Cheltenham Road. On a community level you are neither wanted nor needed. New souless expensive yuppie flats should stay in souless areas, not this lovely vibrant creative community. On a personal level, you have ruined the location of my lovely flat. My view now is cranes, diggers and builders bums. The noise is unbearable, whether it be banging, drilling or the sound of builders shouting and swearing at each other. You've destroyed the joy of having a mid-week sunny afternoon off work. On the corner you now have a smug little cabin from which to deliver your customer service and sell your overpriced luxury boxes; Well, I want to throw a brick through its window. I am sick of being ogled by workmen when I walk up the road and not wanting to open a window for the noise. I hope you make lots of money and live happily ever after. I myself am looking to move but can't afford the rent anywhere else. Twats.

I am sore at N & K of Greenbank for both being bull++++ing loosers. You even do it to each other!!! Ha, You both deserve one another. I hope you get crabs. But not the nice rick stein kind!!!!

"I'm still not sore at you despite you" was almost certainly posted by an ex girlfriend of mine in response to a compliment I paid her, not an ex boyfriend of yours. Thought I would clear that one up. Jeez, this gets confusing, but hey, it makes life interesting!

Uneducated chav prick whole stole my little brother's bike to sell to his equally twatty mates for lager money. He loved that bmx... why don't you sort out your worthless life instead of messing up others?

I'm sore at the idiots who want to build a rapid transit bus route on my beautifull cycle track and take it away from all the cyclists,walkers,bird watchers etc.

I'm very sore at you, Bristol City Council, for pressing on with your deranged scheme to destroy the beautiful, much-loved and much-used Bristol-Bath cycle path. You really do have feet of clay. How can you be so stubbornly stupid?

I'm sore at you, Apetite, for making me eat more than my metabolism can burn. Can't you see I'm putting on weight?

i'm sore at you for stealing the spare wheel from my Transit while it was parked on Conduit road. Please return it to me as i have a MOT coming up and i can't afford to buy another one.

I'm sore at you venue magazine for not printing my last "I'm sore at you". However in the unlikely event that you print this "I'm sore at you", I will love you, instead of being sore at you :) shaney x

I'm sore at you stupid twat that takes me over every time I drink too much! Why must I become destructive and say too many hurtful things by being 'honest'(read 'blunt')Where is my stop button? Where is my conscience? Nowhere after too much vodka because I am rubbish. Sorry...

Sting - for singing "diamonds are money for this art, but that's not the shape of my heart" then admitting that's he's letting Craig Bloody David use his song, for the money!!

I'm sore at you all the lazy, selfish litter droppers who, as soon as the sun comes out leave their rubbish scattered over the beautiful green spaces in Bristol and don't give a F**k about the ugliness they create. Learn to use a bin.Pleeeease!

You have lied so much and led me to believe that you really are unhappy with her and you are there for the sake of your child and then you have her name tattooed on your arm for everyone to see and you expect me not to get upset. I cannot believe that I let you in again after you broke my heart twice before - I was thinking 3rd time lucky but I guess not!! After all that we have been through i thought you would have shown me a bit more compassion. Last night I threatened to tell her about us and what's going on - I still might.

im sore at the big poo that stole my purse ipod jumper and baccy from my bag at my best mates house party on friday night whilst i was sleeping. you really must be a low life and now i have much less trust in society. i thought our circle of friends was solid but i was obviously mistaken. thanks for taking my weeks wages and leaving me with nothing. i hope you feel really good about yourself

I'm sore at you orginisation I work for employing useless fuckwits and to my boss who loves to announce my minor f*ck ups but never acknowledges all the good work I do - without which, I hasten to add, you'd sink like a f*cking stone. I hate the lot of you!!!

Im sore at myself for behaving like a sheep at the weekend.

----- 1 April 2008-----

I'm sore at you landlord for generally being crap at DIY, and having to fix things AFTER you've so say 'fixed' them already!!! Next time, do it properly or pay me to do it for you!!!

I'm sore at you recently moved across the street comedy club for providing a complete lack of service, a nazi regime where, whilst enjoying a birthday party we were intimidated by door staff having spent a lot of money with you..not one penny ever again, oh no! This is a small town I look forward to your demise with glee and a chuckle...do any of you remember laughter...? Twats

I am so sore at you P and all your minions. Swanning about with celebrities and band wagon jumping when actually you should be doing the job you get paid plenty for - making sure your fecking staff have a job!!! You fecking idiot - all that loyalty, commitment and passion and you just make a mockery of what used to be a great organisation. When your business should be booming, you are running it into the ground through being an egotistical nobber. The only thing that is redundant is you. Words fail me.

I'm sore at the new 'kids' at work who have come and shit all over the place! Those fag butts will find themselves somewhere very warm soon!

Im sore at myself for being madly in love with my ex boyfriend and I cant get over it... Whats wrong with me!!?

I'm a little bit sore (without feeling sorry for myself, honest!) at the lack of men in my life at the mo. What's going on Bristol, are you all taken/gay? I've got lots to share and haven't got two heads...on the contrary...Any 30-something, interesting, independent, fun, slightly nerdy/chaotic men out there who want to play scrabble, go to gigs, snog lots, jump around, mooch around quirky shops, scrub eachothers' backs in the tub out there? Anyone?

Little bitches and A and J, small, short-haired blondes who share a brain cell between you. How dare you comment so disgustingly and offensively on my beautiful sister who you haven't had any contact with for over 5 years (thank god). You cheap, spiteful, jealous, evil little whores, I hope you fail at everything you do, get fired from each job at progressively worse fast food restaurants (because that's where you'll end up), catch every STD under the sun and and get fucked over by every man you ever meet.

I'm sore at you nasty bike thieves for stealing my trusty pink friend from Temple Quay after ten years of happy times. I even cried a bit so hopefully you'll get what's coming to you or somebody that needs my Apollo more than me will find great joy in it. GRRRRR.

tee hee You're right and I deserved that....i guess that sore at you post/rant was horribly superscillious and vain....(No excuse apart from that i'm feeling hassled and badgered by skeletons from my past) Signed LMN ('Little Miss Noticeable')P.S. Wish I was still 'little' sigh

I'm sore at the degenerate pricks who threw a rock through our window near Roo Bar on Sunday afternoon. It must be very distressing having the social skills of a chimp but that's no reason to take it out on other people. I really hope your moronic antics (drunken or otherwise) one day land you in a severely unpleasant situation that you can't run away from!

I'm sore at my best friends boyfriend, who makes her cry and feel awful about herself everyday. She loves you, and keeps holding on to something that you baltently aren't! Leave her alone, stop throwing her scraps, and then maybe one day soon, she'll actually turn that corner, and realise how much of a twat you actually are! Everyone else know's the truth - but as they say - love is blind! Leave her alone, or I'll poke your eyes out with a wooden spoon. There...that'll learn you. Twat Face!!

K.P - You always were arrogant and self absorbed, Friday just confirmed that. Lets hope we never have to solialise together again.

----- 25 March 2008-----

I'm sore at myself for not goin to your 22nd birthday saturday. L

I'm Sore At You nasty northern bint - picking on a four year old? What the hell's wrong with you woman? Why don't you piss of back from whence you came (from a back street slum probably)and pick on someone your own size - oh I forgot, you're a coward and too scared to do that...

K, words cannot express how angry you have made me. How dare you disrespect MY decision and sigh at me with your 'disappointment'. Have you any idea what a disservice you have done to your sex and race? My total honesty did not deserve the lines you fed me and I can’t believe I was naive enough to be taken in. Success and intellect are measured in many ways and I AM worth ten of you. For all your confidence and self assurance, you are just a little boy, lost in a world of pain. I hope for the sake of others, and your daughter, you find the inner confidence you obviously need and stop the cycle of fuckwhittery you are locked into. Until then please, for the love of god, stop fucking around on people – you need to heal. For any girls on dating websites please take heed. All that glitters is not gold. It’s brass. Sense and sensibility? You're not wrong. Good-bye.

Little Miss "What is noticeable..." it must be hard to get dressed in a morning without any mirrors in the house! Jezus.

I'm sore at the alarmingly large number of men and women who are stuck in a mediocre relationship with someone who they moan about constantly, but who won't do anything about it because they're too scared to risk making a change. You only live once, why waste your time and energy on something so unrewarding? Seriously, laziness and resignation are not a sound basis for a long-term relationship! This isn't aimed at anyone specific, I'm just sick of hearing the same story over and over again from friends and co-workers. If your partner really is so unbelievably crap then just pull your finger out and leave them. Or, if they're okay really, then stop whining about stupid little things and appreciate what you do have!

I'm sore at you - stupid girly newbie driver that thinks zig-zags are oh so cute to park on. You, missie, are a retard and a danger to all sentient lifeforms. I know you won't see this because you're probably kicking off to an evening of Big Brother or a Bunty Annual, but to the rest of you: DON'T PARK ON BLOODY ZIGZAGS!!!

Im sore at those who lie cheat and steal for there own personal gain. do you realise the world is a great big shared house that we all live in, maybe if you made life nicer for someone else cus you wanted to, you never know you may get a nice suprise in return. Treat others as you expect to be treated yourselves. x

I'm sore at you jewellery thieves who targeted my parents while they were on a well deserved trip of a life time. you took personal family jewellery of huge sentimental value which you'll get a couple of hundred quid for. may the rest of your days be sleepless and wretched.

I wrote "If you are who I think you are" in reply to 12th February "I'm still not sore at you despite you" as I thought it was from a guy I dated & fell out with, I've either got the wrong person (because I haven't reported anyone to social services), or you haven't read the advert properly, or I don't see you anymore and you think I have reported you out of spite or something. If you think you are known to me then get in contact (you will have my number or know where I live) and I will tell you this myself.

I'm really sore. Don't u realise ppl that this country is seriously going down the pan? The new benefit replacing Incapacity benefit this year means that all of you will be done for if u get too sick for work - forever. Single parents forced back to work when kids reach 7 and benefits reduced for the sick. Who is caring here? Wake up and unhook yaself from the matrix and seriously start thinking. Recession ahead. Who will suffer? U will. Be warned i am not joking. Peace.

I am sore at stupid old man in a stupid blue van who nearly knocked me out of the middle of zebra crossing at Welsh Back!

i'm sore at u M, why dont you believe/trust me anymore? aren't I one of the most brutally honest ppl you've ever met?! I'm sad that its over, but I'm happy that you cant hurt me any more... I wont let you...

I'm sore at you Pigeon man for taking over the monopoly board without considering anyone's feelings. All you care about is property, you chiney anus. You were a relentless tyrant. You can keep your old kent bloody road and stick it where the sun don't shine.

Lying, thieving, soon-to-be-ex house "mate". I knew within days what a scumbag you were but was stuck with it. Can't wait to see the back of you - but pity the poor bastards who get you next. Pay your bills and don't shit on your next doorstep !

im sore at the pathetic idiot who stole my phone and wallet from indigos party at trinity. There wasnt even any money in the wallet, and i blocked my phone and sim card the second i found out, so what have you gained? nothing. i hope you die.

I'm sore at you mature tabby (?) cat that lives on Richmond Road and wakes me up throughout the night with your wailing and strange noises. Can't you stay in your house at night? I'm sure you're very nice but you're very anti-social.

----- 18 March 2008-----

What is noticeable are the number of men in my past that have behaved like immature selfish twats while going out with me, (precipitating a neccessary complete exit on my behalf), only to spend the next five years of their lives whinging on about how much they miss me, want a friendship, feel guilty and want me back etc on places like this, facebook and myspace etc. Basically, if you hadn't been so up yourselves in the first place you wouldn't have got yourselves into that predicament would you? I've got a lovely boyfriend now. He isn't perfect and neiher am I but at least we listen to each other. Go and make more of an effort with some other ladies and stop clinging on to the past. You fucked up, it's too late now and that's all there is to it. Bye!

I'm sore at you beardy taxi driver who wouldn't drive us to St Pauls. How many taxi driver's have been hijacked from City Road?!

I'm sore at myself for getting too drunk in the attic a couple of weeks ago and wandering off with your coat. I took it back the next morning if you are looking for it.

I'm sore at our lame attempt of a crime prevention/protection scheme a.k.a. The Police Force. We waited 3 days for you to send a soco team around to our house, all the while having to live in the filth and destruction caused by some low life scumbags breaking into our house. A constant reminder of the violation of our privacy and the inadequacy of your system that tax payers subsidize. When you did finally show you claimed there was nothing you could do despite the fact that our neighbour could identify the criminals, and you were given information on brand new boxed items that would most certainly be taken back to the store in which they were purchased. I don't feel like I've been a "VICTIM OF CRIME", I feel like I've been a victim of the inadequacies in our system. And whilst I'm at it, why does it take 5 of you to bust a young couple having a joint in the park...?

I'm sore at all the new kiddies that work in my building that enjoy going about making my life difficult and generally being a massive pain in the arse!

stunted, bog eyed cretin of a print tutor. your venomous, paranoid stutterings reduced me to tears today. i am ashamed of myself ... for not getting you in a half nelson and ramming your bald spot in to your own anus. one can only assume the volume of your bitterness is directly proportional to the tinyness of your reduntant peanut. x

I have to say that Sunday lunch in H restaurant was the most mediocre and unappetising lunch out that i have ever had. Over cooked meat, un-inspiring starters, bland veggie options. My family and I were very disappointed. H, if you read this, I hope Gordon Ramsey drops in on you to take part in his kitchen nightmare programme. We will not be visiting again.

I'm sore at you for looking exactly like Ollie the Ram and confusing everyone. In conclusion, your chilled persona makes my pants clammy and my scrote tighten. Yeah, you've been served!x

Why on earth bother to date me for 2 months in order to get what you want and then say 'I'm not looking for a relationship right now'?? You made me feel like a real buffoon. You asked ME out you loser. I hope it shrivels up and falls off.

I'm sore at you little bastards smashing bottles by Greenbank Cemetery. Stop putting my dog and my bike at risk and go and tag something. Gits.

----- 11 March 2008-----


well all i can say to that is, at least my teeth are my own! and, ive never had a social worker on my back! perhaps if you had a real life you would not need to have make believe friends on myspace

im sore at the lazy dog stinking man who drives for bristol & Avon it took you 14 attempts to reverse your truck on to that drive at Clifton you knocked a cone into the middle of the road and just sat on your lard ass and watched wile someone else picked it up surely your wife could of watched you back

re "i would be sore at you taxi driver but ive just git off the phone to your company" get a life you silly hippy your ugly. aswell as a drunk that falls into the middle of the rd, your probably a lessie aswell

I'm sore at the lowlife scrotum who crawled into my back garden and stole my bike. I wish you love and hope you get well soon, may your sickness not last forever.

I'm sore at clients sitting in my office who have no personal hygiene and stink the place out!! GO AND WASH

boyfriend who has some issues to deal with at the moment which means not contacting me whilst you get you head together, normal people talk things through. I have many gifts an talents but mind reading aint fucking one of them

SQ for forum whoring yourself all over the internet, slagging off nice people and making your easy life into a drama so you get the sympathy vote.

you little shits that shot a hole through my living room window with your dangerous gun games. i was sat by the window and could have been seriously hurt you fuckers. I hope your parents are proud you asbo loving, vicky pollard shagging, dregs of society!

im sore at you, all you men that say you just want to be single at the moment and then go and get girlfriends. YOUR ALL LIERS.

I'm sore at you people who don't pick up after your dogs, you should be shot in the back as you walk away.

----- 4 March 2008-----

Im sore at you boyfriend you got all these girls texting you and its really getting on my nerves! I cant stand it and i cant say anything to yo about it because you dont even care! I hate you!

Im sore at you Chloe for loving me and leaving me! going off with another woman how dare you leave me haha love alix :P

I'm sore at you Office Manager. Stop treating me like I am a complete moron. I am fed up with you passing your work onto me claiming you are to busy - when all you do is go out for fag breaks and check your emails to see if anyone has replied to your dating ad's. Then you phone me up on your unscheduled day off to tell me how important the work is that I need to do (of yours), if it's so important why aren't you here to do it and then I can get on with my work which is just as important?! My job title is Secretary not Dog's Body.

Tesco's, for opening another bl**dy Tesco Metro at the end of Corn Street, one minute walk from the one at the top of Corn street. Stop destroying the diversity of our town and city centre's and trying to erradicate the nearby co-op- the only vaguely ethical supermarket in exsistance!!! Can't the Monopolies Commission do something to control the 'Devil's Pantry' for the sake of our farmers, independent shopkeepers, vibrant communities and the health of the nation's children????!!!

I'm sore at the grotty couple who felt the need to sit right next to me on the bus, then spend the whole journey (half a bloody hour!) sloppily necking about a foot away from my face. I have no problem with you being affectionate, but why inflict it on my personal space when the bus was almost completely empty? Even teenagers manage to stick to making out in the back seats where they have some privacy. Yuck. Oh, and get some technique too, you're both terrible at it.

Sore at TO for "going to social services with a load of made up allegations about me..."? Er...if this is from who I think it's from...Oh, Hello??? I've barely thought about you for over 3 months.....you really do need to get a grip on your paranoia there "love".....our friendship is long dead...time you got a life methinks...stop these stupid pointless public digs and move on will you? I know I have.

I WOULD Be Sore At The Taxi Driver who almost ran me off the CYCLE LANE on the Triangle...but I've just got off the 'phone having passed your details on to your boss at the taxi firm AND the taxi licensing department at the council.....oooh, I'm feeling much better now...

I'm Sore At A Certain "Social Worker"....you're unbelievably arrogant and self-serving, you're crap at your job, you're a fucking liar...and you have really bad teeth; Do us all a favour, go resign and see a dentist will you?

I'm Sore At Dental (Mental?)"Technicians"...making dentures with a hard little ridge that cuts right into the roof of my mouth.....you sadistic fuckers - Mother Nature didn't make me with a ridge halfway across the roof of my mouth so why oh why do you think it's OK to make my dentures like that? I soooo want to knock your fuckin' teeth out so YOU have to wear the bastard things.....bloody "jerry-builders" (apologies to all builders out there for the blasphemy...).

I'm sore at the fat tabby bastard eating the fish from my pond.....you are soooo going for a swim if I get my mits on you...

You know I still have no idea what happened over the last 2/3 years! I have no idea what you are up to now! Everything was/is out of my control. I still think about you every day. I didn't want you to explain, I just wanted you back.. and I still do!

I'm sore at you for risking are friendship just because you found me attractive, im sore at you for being such a prick and for treating your best friend like dirt. I realised i dont wanna be friends anymore! you are an ignorant horny a**hole. Who sees all women as sex objects no matter how intelligent they are F**k you!

Im sore at you Mr Im not getting with any girl!...cant right now...! Then why do you shag anything with a pulse even though you and I know that they have no sustinance and you pretend your not leading them up the garden path! Typical.

R. Im sore at you because you are throwing away something that, potentially, could be very good! Let go of whatever's holding you back. Take the chance, it might be fun. S

----- 26 Febuary 2008-----

To the inexperienced driver who was sore at the woman who stopped in the middle of the road? Did it occur to you that she had broken down and was ringing for help? If you failed your test our roads will be safer without you.

I'm sore at you for dumping me on valentines day(!) after waiting patiently for 3 weeks for you to return. Before you left we made love and if you had just given it a bit more time we could have started having fun again; instead you act out of fear.

I'm sore at you, ridiculously rude women in Tesco Eastgate loudly remarking "Urgh!" in my direction for reasons unknown. You know who you are, from my death stare. Grow up!

Whinging pedestrians...oh why bother? if u cant see you are walking on a cycle track...head down i-podding, you wont be able to read this will you?

I'm sore at you because you never had the guts to admit you had feelings, but then you expect to say Hi in the corridor like nothing ever happened! I hope someone throws your love away like trash one day, just so you know what it feels like.

..." sore at you people who sit in a cafe/resturant and watch every bit of food that you put in your mouth and every sip you take of your drink"..... WTF???? I think this person means that they hate people watching them eat in a cafe.. fair enough i say .. it is quite annoying!

RE: the people that sit in a cafe and watch others... the person did not mean people watch themselves eat silly! they mean people who watch others eat.. whoever you are clearly did not read it properly .. maybe you should read a bit more to educate yourself on how people talk before you insult others...

I'm sore at you, my supposed mate. You may think your hurtful, hateful destructive comments about my relationship are "in my best interest" when really, they are pure spite and jealousy. Piss off and worry about your own twat of a boyfriend.

I'm not sore but BORED - JW - stop sending me emails - I don't want to see you, I can't even remember what you look like.

i'm not sore just disappointed and shocked, that you TO would go to social services with a load of made up allegations about me in an attempt to get my children removed from me how could you, you nasty malicious bitch

I'm sore at you, if you are who I think you are! I HAD forgiven you and would have understood(even though you used me) how dare you say you are sorry I'm still hurting and you only asked that I move on! Just for the record your so called friend said he thought I could do much better than you, and that it wasn't my fault anyway!!

I'm sore at you, two blokes who hogged the barrier at Hot Chip, you obscured our view, refused to dance or clap and spent the night texting... Thanks for taking up a ticket my mate nick could have had. He would have danced like a loon!

...girl who is now wearing my yellow hoodie after saturday night at native. Oh how I miss it so. Please keep it safe...

Isambard Kingdom Brunel for designing such a beautiful steam ship, it makes my upmarket housing design look so ugly and out of place...*dejected architect* of The Crescent

I'm sore at you for not fighting for me when you had the chance...how could you? i cried for you and begged you to fight for me, you said you were but you didn't even try! i have a new boy now and he was there to support me after you ripped out my heart. There will always be a place for you in my heart though and if you like we can be friends now.

----- 19 Febuary 2008-----

Im sore at you lady who decided to completely ignore the fact that my ankle collapsed in on itself, sending me hurtling to the floor. would be nice if people were bothered...

....." sore at you people who sit in a cafe/resturant and watch every bit of food that you put in your mouth and every sip you take of your drink"..... WTF???? What are you DOING with your life - apart from watching people watch themselves eat??!! FFSake! Get out more will you! (Oh and while you're out, maybe you could nip into a bookshop to buy yourself a dictionary?) Hahaha!!!

I'm sore at you scummy mingers who steal wheelie bins!! Its tedious! The council gives them out for free idiots so go and order a brand spanking new one for your grotty little self rather than stealing mine!

I'm sore at the woman who stopped in the middle of the road at a junction and put on your hazard warning lights to answer your phone! I was in the car behind you and I was actually taking my test.. you are very inconsiderate and I hope you get shat on by karma

I'm sore at Rubys owner. The guy who has shared an office with me at the Uni for the past five years, and still see's me as just a friend. I'm still waiting for the day that we can emigrate to Tuscany together. And i'm sore at the damn builders in the car park who keep on using up all the parking spaces! If they were clamped, that would soon stop them. Why should i pay for parking coupons when i can't even find a damn parking space???

I'm sore at people in work whom when you meet them in the coridoor smile and acknowledge you one day only to totally blank you the next. Ill mannered, bloody ignorant and rude. My solution? Don't bother talking to me at all, i will blank you all the time it's much easier isn't it? Sometimes it seems that the better educated people are, the worse their manners and arrogance are.

Im sore at you Aussie dreadlock, coming over here pretending to be an Kiwi (like we didnt know) to take our bar jobs! You didnt fool us, better luck next time sport!

Im Sore at you Jo... No I hate you, like i didn't think I could. You burned our past, and destroyed any chances of a future. I thought you had become sane!

I'm sore at myself for suffering from "Princess Syndrome" and not even realising it! Love isn't a magical dream that will sweep you off your feet and happily ever after. Love is real and now I know that.

I'm sore at you other cyclists who give us cool, slower and very skillful cyclists a bad name by riding too fast on the pavement. Be cool Brizzel's supposed to be Ha!

I'm sore at myself for still holding affections for you. You broke my heart and left me at a time whan I needed you the most. I'm sore at myself for meeting you last night in the hope that you were going to say sorry for the way that you finished with me but no, you just tried to get me into bed and and talked about how great your life is back with your daughter and her Mum. Even showing me pictures of your new girlfriend. Well heres to you and your happiness, I will just try and pick up what is left of my heart on the pavement and remember this pain in my heart, so the next time that you contact me I will know better.

Not sore exactly, but a bit shocked that someone would write that they're sore at "illiterate ad placers" then misuse an apostrophe in their own ad! Unless Venue staff decided to sabotage the grammar nazi ;)

Im sore at my ex girlfriend for not giving me a second chance to prove myself to her...

I'm sore at you colleague; you won't stop talking why don't you give it a rest! We as a team are sick of your interminable phone calls to your fellow school governers, your shopping list discussed at lengeth with your wife, ex colleagues from your last job discussing how you lost a tender to name a few. Then in between comes the long stream of conscienceness falling out of your mouth! We don't care if you don't do any work, we just want you to shut up so we can focus on work rather than your water torture voice - OK!!!!

to that twat who roadraged me with a baseball bat. my handsignal was correct, You most definately ARE a wanker!!!

----- 12 Febuary 2008-----

Yet more cyclist/driver/pedestrian moans: to the person moaning at pedestrians: there are many bad cyclists, many bad drivers, but come on, you cant start having a go at pedestrians for the way they walk!! Yes they will probably get in your way at some point, but use your eyes and avoid them for god's sake. Riding a bike/driving a car comes with the responsibility of not running people over, even if they do wander into your path. Honestly, some cyclists are the most self-righteous bunch of...I'll stop there.

i'm sore at you police for not catching the scrotey little gobshite who broke into my pub and stole my laptop. despite having cctv of the whole thing.

I'm extremely sore at the person who doesn't like children in cafe's, I hate zero tolerance people like that. Parents need to be considerate (as I am) when they are out with their kids but they don't have to keep them locked up in doors like shameful little animals so people can enjoy their hangover cures in silence. WEEKDAYS - kids are in school/nursery, and parents have to work like the rest of society. Get a grip you idiot.

Person who is sore at the person who is sore at people who take their toddlers into cafes at the weekend: yes of course its not their fault but if your kid cant eat without having a tantrum please dont inflict it on others. Perhaps the child doesnt like the shit you are feeding it? Or maybe it is just bored with your company? Oh and if your kid has reached school age but still hasnt worked out the knife and fork / mouth thing... then you really do have problems.

Im sore at the looooooooony noooooodle brain who locked my bike in with theirs on the bike rack round corner from Pipe and Slippers alllllll saturday night....

Im sore at that horrible brown veneered shop by M32 slip road into St Werbs for taking well over a week to give me crap advice, NOT FIX my laptop and still demand £70 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I’m still not sore at you- despite you. You’re wrong about me, you know nothing about me, (you chose not to): I’ve never lied nor asked anything but that you move on. I’m sorry you’re hurting x

I'm sore at Tony S and the New Jersey boys. How am I supposed to get anything done with all seven series of you finding yourselves on DVD? Hurry up and kill Johnny Sac so I can have my life back.

I am sore at you S, ex BGS Beatch who has messed up many lives and shows no sign of letting up. How many more people's hearts and friendships do you want to break? Bad things will follow you, not a threat a promise. I hope you never come back, they refuse entry to the UK to people like U!

I miss you K.. Rachel x

Im sore at you DY bar wenches (you know who you are!!!) cos despite the constant bullying and workplace harassment, Im still, in a wierd way, going to miss you guys!? - Im hoping it's just a temporary case of Stockholm Syndrome...

I'm sore at you, you welsh ginger knobcheese!take your hand out of your pants for 5 minutes and get a fucking job

'Upspeakers' - you people who seemingly cannot utter a single statement without it sounding like a question,'Neighbours' style. Pack it in won't you? Having to listen to you grips my shit.

I'm sore at you pathetic commuter who called us t***s when we politely asked to share your table on the train. All I ask is that you think about how you affect other people's feelings. I hope you are happy with yourself.

I'm sore at you obnoxious parents in the Mall and Broadmead who allow your little angels to wear their healeys out and laugh at them when they crash into elderly people. Shame on you.

I'm sore at you illiterate ad placers. Check your spelling or stop clogging up this wonderful magazine with proof that our school's are some of the worst in the country.

Im sore at you people who sit in a cafe/resturant and watch every bit of food that you put in your mouth and every sip you take of your drink. have you nothing better to do?!

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